Competition Terms and Conditions

Hello, Matt here. This page exists because my contributors and I occasionally like to give away trinkents, gewgaws and knicknacks, as well as things like game codes and other cool stuff. Unfortunately you can’t simply give somebody something for free anymore nowadays because The Law, so have to lay down the following rudimentary terms and conditions for anyone entering any of our competitions.

  • Entry is open to UK residents only unless specified otherwise in the text of the Competition. Contributors to and their families are not eligible to enter any Competitions organised by
  • reserves the right to disallow/disqualify other Entrants for reasons including, though not limited to nepotism, conflict of interest, fraud, relation to companies or entities providing the prize, as well as any other criteria deemed appropriate on a case-by-case basis at the sole discretion of
  • Events may occur that render the prize draw itself or the awarding of the prize impossible due to reasons beyond the control of the and accordingly may, at its absolute discretion, vary or amend the promotion, and the entrant agrees that no liability shall attach to as a result thereof.
  • Reasonable efforts will be made to contact the winner(s). If the winner(s) cannot be contacted, or are unable to comply with these terms and conditions, reserves the right to offer the prize to the next eligible entrant drawn at random, or in the event that the promotion is being judged reserves the right to offer the prize to the runner(s)-up selected by the same judges.
  • Competitions may be modified or withdrawn at any time.
  • The start and end dates/times of each Competition (the “Entry Period”) will be posted within the written text of the applicable Competition.
  • Prizes are subject to availability and to any published restrictions. There are no cash alternatives to any prizes.
  • reserve the right to reject entries from any entrant who is “being a dick.” Behaviour qualifying as that of “being a dick” is the sole subjective purview of, and subject to change without notice.
  • Winner(s) will be notified by email or Twitter Direct Message. We will not provide notification by post, not even if you’re from The Past.
  • Unless stated otherwise the winner(s) will be drawn at random from all correct entries received by the closing date stated within the competition text.
  • These terms and conditions are subject to change at any time without prior notification.